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Clean, but funny Sardar jokes in English. A Sardarji sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. Tries to drown a fish in water. Thinks socialism means partying. + Tamil Jokes Offline - + Tamil Jokes in Tamil font and completely FREE, of the most popular and decent funny Tamil Joke for both mobile phones & tablets. Tamil Jokes * Tamil Fun * Tamil Kadi Jokes * Sardar jokes * Tamil SMS jokes . Backup Software · PDF Printer · Free PDF converter · Free Backup software. Sardarji Jokes. Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad.
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Funny Sardar Jokes
Santa: I am a most proud Sardar, My son is in medical college. Banta: Really, what is he studying? Santa: No is not studying, they are studying him.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground.
The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem. Finally, Manjit, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway. The engineers did. The rocket took off and flew into space. Everybody thanked and congratulated Manjit and asked him how he knew what to do.
He replied, 'It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in India. Ten were Sardar, and one was a girl.
They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, 'I'll get off,' and she made a really moving speech. All of the Sardars started immediately applauding.
Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi. He was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes, please. Sadhu : I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why? Sadhu: I had an upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange it? Sadhu: There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. Tries to drown a fish in water. Trips over a cordless phone.
Thinks socialism means partying. Studies for a blood test and fails.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Puts lipstick on his forehead because he wants to make up his mind. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Scorpio'. Sells the car for gas money.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Sardar : You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gaveRs. I have a pass. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
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Hindi Ghazal contains very sweet Romantic Shayari messages and Ghazal.Sandai Podumbodhu Coat Button Arundhuduthu. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to download a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money.
This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder. He says "If I tell you, you will beat me".
Adjustments were made and Lee was ready to come in again. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. They both involve rackets racquets and courts! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil Vlayuma!
He too came and requested Santa, but in vain.
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