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Download and Read Free Online Superman: Emperor Joker #1 DC Comics read online, online library, greatbooks to read, PDF best books to read, top books . raudone.info: Welcome to the Official Site for DC. DC is home to the "World's Greatest Super Heroes,” including SUPERMAN, BATMAN, WONDER WOMAN. Emperor Joker Comic. The Joker is a supervillain created by Bill Finger, Bob Kane, and Jerry Robinson who first appeared in the debut issue of the comic book.

I'd give it a 3. It rains pies in joker land. This is reminiscent of Marvel's Infinity gauntlet -- but not as well executed. Still - It was fun and enjoyable for me. While I do really like some things about this book, such as the almost Elseworlds feel to it, for the most part it wasn't the best. But the story takes a little too long to develop, and gets a little boring at times.

Also, there are some disjointed parts dealt with at the end. Not as cool as Age of Apocalypse, there's some fun moments in here. Ed Mcguinness' art is the highlight and helps make some of the slower moments more dynamic. I think this could have been three issues shorter and a bit funnier, but the good stuff shines bright here. I even found the final moments between Harley and the Joker touching. Waitress: Sir! You were talking way too fast.

You'll have to repeat all that! Joker: Of all the incompetence! Listen, you brain-dead Cephalapod! Manager: I'm sorry, sir. How may I help you? Joker: shoots the manager I really wanted those shakes.

Just ask Sarah Essen-Gordon. Oh, that's right, you can't! I hit Jason a lot harder than that. Pause His name was Jason, right? I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.

Dum Sum! Chinese food Say goodnight, Harley. I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it. I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled, kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus! Why be a disfigured outcast when I can be a notorious Crime God?

Why be an orphaned boy when you can be a superhero? I can't kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! That's what cracks me up each time! No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia.

Emperor Joker (Crossover)

You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?

Where there's only ever one joke and it's always on you? Well, here you are. Now do you get it?

The police are completely at bay! Batman is baying at the moon! No one can beat the Joker! Soon, now They'll know I mean what I say!

Today, the American fish I hadn't thought of that! What if they all conspire against me But no And anyway I could use my chemicals on cattle! This is a stickup, see? I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy I'm crazy 'cause I hate you. You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance.

Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism.

It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them How does it live, I hear you ask?

How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well. Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this I find the past such a worrying, anxious place. Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes.

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Like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. Although, why not? There is no sanity clause!


Madness is the emergency exit… you can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened.

You can lock them away… forever. I go Loo-oo-oony, as a lightbulb battered bug, simply Loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug You can trade your gloom for a rubber room and injections twice a day! You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen?

Do you know what triggered the last world war? They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem.

But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. So then, the first guy has an idea He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings.

You can walk along the beam and join me! He suh-says You'd turn it off when I was half way across! Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough Fill the churches with dirty thoughts!

Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels!

Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you! It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'd used crushed glass The kidnapping of the mayor.

The crippling of the city on numerous occasions. Oh, and my glorious abduction of the commissioner and his daughter. Sticking some poison on the back of some postage stamps, lady? Amateur night in Dixie. Simple as that. Would that make a-- difference? Would that satisfy you? If I was really See you soon, Bats. What are you waiting for?

We both know how this is going to turn out: you're going to come and find me. You can't stop yourself, can you?

Sometimes I wonder if all this would just end with one of us looking down at the other's corpse, trying to work out what to do next? The only question is, whose body will it be? I know who I'm rooting for! Batman: Arkham City [ edit ] "Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. Watch me kill your favorite cat.

I haven't seen you for Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right! You left me to die.


Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs. Hurry up, now. Clock's ticking.

You left me to die! Take my blood, for example. I wish somebody would - this stuff is killing me! Well, cheer up, Bats; it won't kill ya I'll do a real good job.

This is General J here, with a quick update on what's going on down here in Arkham City. As you can see, I'm looking much better. In fact, ohhh, I think I'm looking better than ever! Oh, I can hear you all now: "How did this happen? Answers don't give you everlasting satisfaction, sometimes you have to brace yourself for disappointment.

Now think about it. Imagine your favorite TV show. You've been through it all. The ups, the downs, the crazy coincidences, and then: BANG! They tell you what it's all about.

Emperor Joker (Crossover)

Does it make sense? How come it all ended in a church? There's always something to learn. Let's start with 'Getting Your Ass Kicked Too late.

Well, do you know? You stick it right in front of him, right under his long pointy nose, and wait. I know I'd want to know just what the hell is going on if I were you. Let's just say in times like these, it's important to keep up [coughs] appearances. But first, if you would be so kind I mean, it's not like you've got a girl to save anymore, is it?! Too soon? Would a change of scenery help ease the pain?

I've got a date with immortality! But so what? We all know you'll save me. Isn't it funny how one little encounter can cleave off little pieces of your past, deform your memories and persona until you rethink your whole identity — and as you realise how foolish it all is — your laughter reverberates off the walls of your own emptiness?Here you can easily download Superman: But a few more blows to the head and he won't be anymore!

Emperor Joker is a 9-part crossover storyline that appeared in DC Comics' then-ongoing Superman titles from September to October , and written and drawn by many established names in comics, among them Jeph Loeb, J. There's always something to learn. Dick admits that Riddler is indeed on a path of recovery, but must still be watched. As the assailant rolls around screaming, Nigma taunts him, refusing to douse the flames. Desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, draped in black A rare book indeedBy T.

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